“Cine al Narco – Parte Tres”

This motherfucker … !!! He definitely has a flair for the dramatic. The Bold and the Psychotic.

And his minions keep getting caught with their hands in the cookie jar.

Poblanos!

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It took these puppies forever to flower, but alas, I now have poblano babies!

Hurricanes Are Such Fun

Hawaii is about to be hit by 2 tropical storms; hurricanes even. But that’s what they get for being an immensely beautiful yet completely boring State. Plus it has an enormous amount of Japanese descendents so, well, Godzilla.

Get to high ground people! Aloha and kanichiwa! Hunker down.

Video Games Thoughts

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So, I’m playing this game on my console and I’ve noticed that any player who scores a goal loses his dayum mind. He becomes an instant nuisance by getting in the way of shots, tripping over teammates,  running off side while demanding the ball, etc. I had one goal scoring teammate that literally injured himself diving around the field.  It was absolutely hilarious!

Another funny thing is if you don’t pass the ball to Messi he’ll start standing around midfield like he wants to take his ball home and not play with you anymore.

Fun times.

33 deaths at rap concert in Guinea (stampede)

http://noticieros.televisa.com/mundo/1407/estampida-concierto-rap-deja-33-muertos-guinea/ Yes, its in spanish.

Who said Muslims don’t have some musical fun? Interesting.  I feel some shame as my initial though was someone may have been thought to have had ebola, which ultimately caused the stampede. Nope, wrong..

Now next time, dont everyone try and leave through the same small doorway when the concert ends.  And for God’s sake, watch out for the little children!!! 

That didnt need to happen. So sad.

La Tuta, the gift that keeps on giving.

Reaparece “La Tuta” y acusa a comunitarios de deber “mucho

http://www.proceso.com.mx/?p=378220

The Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7vKJB8CsXA

Neighborhood News

Panamá

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From Twitter: Policía Nacional @protegeryservir

Panamá
Adidas, Nike, and Coca minus Cola together at last. Quaint. Apparently,  drugs are making it through my beloved Darien & then left abandoned in SUVs. I take it this means the Urabeños won the fight over the Choco region(border) in Colombia? Only nutz I know that would attempt stepping into the Gap. [There are organisms that will eat your skin off in there. Not to mention the armor plated carnivorous centipedes. ]

France (Not neighbors but interesting anyhow)
France says they’ll sell a warship to Russia and pootéz vouz (poot you) to whoever doesn’t like it; kiss it! And they have those toilets that squirt water on your buttocks.

Central America
Watch out!!! Politicians from LA are on their way to “figure out” the whole immigration “problem”. Hide your chickens! Hide your plátanos,  mangoes,  and culantro too. People on ‘vacation’ want to eat up your food while fake smiling about real problems. Give them nothing,  tell them nothing.  THEY sent those LA raised gang bangers & CAFTA.

BUT, you know what? They only get a part of the blame. No one made those bangers arrive and treat their newfound countrymen like garbage. No one made them extort bus drivers & campesinos. No one made them kill one another over some US gang stupidity. Gangs listen to shot callers in prison who will NEVER be free again to walk in the sun. Bunch of dayum slaves!

Yes, some thought they were Mexican – American and couldnt really speak Spanish. Surprise! Hello!!!No. You eat pupusas not tacos. (Tacos are delish though). You claim to treasure the women & family. Well show it! For real, you psychos. No more BS! Basta ya!

With a chance for a new start, a chance to know you’re real roots, you leave that dumb shit behind and make something of yourself. Not be a nuisance to people who are just at the lines of basic necessities.